THE ANSWA.. WATEVA MAN

happy new year

Words of Wisdom from Trogfarm

"Show me a hot chick and ill show you someone who is bored of fucking her" I know its sad but we all know its true. There lies hope for us all, for nothing lasts forever... Stay strong soldiers

PARTY ALL THE TIME...

The boys are coming up to celebrate the jews bday!

BEEN TROGGIN ALL OVER THE WORLD

Yes, my fellow trog hunters, we can all relax because after years of searching the great depths of europe (6 weeks) it can be safe to say that there lie trogs on every inch of this earth. My fellow trog hunter (although he is a surf team captain so he wont admit being a trog hunter) shows you here, on the fine beaches of Dubrovnik, Croatia, one of the most beautiful places on this earth, a trog can still be found, if you set your mind to it. 

DUBROVNIK, Croatia    (below a picture from our apartment)                   

       

TROG (above) {he got more than her number, mustache ride with a bloody face and no she didnt punch him.}

Even in Florence, Italy our friend who now goes by the name "Joseppi" (he will no longer respond to Joe) found a grandma trog ( I think she is nearly extinct.) She even sewed his name onto a piece of paper, and yes he returned the favor!

My point, there is hope for all, where ever you may be in this world, in a Portland shit hole like my main man Hendo (grandpa trog hunter) or in Florence, Italy.... 

So before I part, I would like to leave you with one last thought.

Finding the Trog is only half the battle, the other half is trying to open her legs!!!!

yours truly, 

Paris and SAN SABBBY

Paris was amazing, except for the 15 euro heinkens, the gay club and getting choked out by a bouncer... no but really. We saw fireworks shoot out from the eiffel tower (type in bastille day 

2009 into youtube), played basketball under it and visited many museums and luxenburg palace. We also raced a bum, he was fast but ended up pulling up lame like a horse.

So we visited paris and now reside in san sebastian. The few thing we can take away from this experience is that Karim loves fat chicks everywhere he goes and there are so many beautiful women that you can do nothing about unless you are fluent in spanish. San Sebastian is way more mellow and a nice change of pace before Ibiza. Beach all day, cliff jumping, hiked to Jesus, topless women and cheap food. Not to mention we went to a cideria the first night outside of town, where for 25 euros you get a 5 course meal, all you can drink cider and a sure visit to the toilet with a case of diarrhea (u think im kidding). The cider barrels were huge as you can see in the picture above they make the 6'4 frenchmen we are traveling with look like a dwarf.

In addition to the fact that no matter where we are, we still act like idiots, even if we are on the most famous street in paris. Taylor, Julian and Kevo went to barca last night. Taylor went snacking and julian went black............ more updates to come

our good buddy, mr hill, commonly found on psychedelic trog hunting trips

TROG HUNTER OF THE WEEK

We are still confused by this picture...  We just cant figure out which one is the trog. Help us out if you have any clue!

Kings of Leon

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Santa Barbara Bowl, May 17th

Dont know what to say about this one

Wow and we thought this guy was cool, we even started calling him "Stoney" because its hip and trendy... From here on out that privilege has been revoked. He shall now be known as Nathan, or you can call him "Todd, I will be in my room painting homo things". It is up to you!

P.S. sweet necklace, you get that thing at six flags?

For powers, no homo

South of the Boarder

Bret Pughe shows how to Trog hunt in another country... Bret, Good for you, we hope you didnt shit your self after you took her down, err after she took you down.

hAve a sPlenDId WeEkeNd

A little CunninLynguists



Above the effects of shneeks can be seen, first the high, then the comedown.... MR. FECAL retired trog hunter, TROG HUNTING AT ITS FINEST-2007

SB surf team to compete in CA state championships

Good luck in states this weekend little buddy riggio, we wish you the best and hope you make it out of the first round!

What is a Trog

As we embark on this wonderful journey that is trogfarm, where we will share our stories, music and laugh in between. We feel it is only necessary to begin by defining the true meaning of a trog. We may all have our own definition that may vary slightly, most likely based on our personal encounters, but what we must all come to terms with is the fact that we all have been lucky enough  (ya lucky, show me a 10 and ill show you a guy who is bored of fucking her) to have had our fair share of trogs not only enter our lives, but our beds. There is NO DENYING that!!!. Whether it is a golden trog that we all wish to conquer or have, or a trog that you wish to never see again and try and erase from your memory bank, it is here where we can all relate and come to terms with the facts of life... WE ALL HAVE BEEN FUCKED BY A TROG

Trog- (noun)- Tr-AWW-g: a person, usually female that is ugly.

Someone that could be a cross between a troll and a frog

Of close relation to the troll family

Maybe a little wider than tall, aka tuna can

ex. Oh my Gosh, that girl is a bloody Trog!

or

SHEEEESH, riggio that trog you took down last night was bigger than the one from the night before... CONGRATS!!!!

We at trogfarm hope that all confusion has been cleared and that this definition can be shared worldwide...Welcome to trogfarm, more posts to come, we hope you all enjoy!

gOdSpeeD

figuring this site out kinda... enjoy

HUNG LIKE A ZEBRA

tRoG fArM    

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